Let’s see how many people on tumblr
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today
You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you
She just came into my room and chirped at me
all is forgiven
it’s a trap
she has tasted your blood
and has come back for seconds
yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
Another pic stollen from @alyssarbee. Don’t these titanium anodized CBRs from @anatometalinc look sexy as hell in her hand? #anodize #cbr #titanium #anatometal
You can tell a lot about a person based on how much they get into Bohemian Rhapsody.